“I could’ve married any one of my boyfriends”

March 17, 2010 at 3:18 PM | Posted in Don't be a Dummy, Love, Dating & Relationships, Please don't be "that girl", Please don't be "that guy" | 2 Comments

Yup… this was the response that shattered my deluded happily ever after picture of a soul-mate at the tender age of 15 years old.

My mother is da bomb ruthless.

I asked her one day on the way to the bus stop, grinning from ear to ear, “So how’d you know Daddy was “the one”? :head tilt, glossy eyes:

My mother responds by scrunching her face and shrugging. “I could’ve married any one of my boyfriends.”

Me: *Gasp!* :heart stops: You harlot!

Mother: Well, I mean all my boyfriends were great but Daddy had the same goals and vision that I did. Daddy’s great too though.

Me: You harlot!
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If you’re cool you’d do this…

March 13, 2010 at 11:15 PM | Posted in Abs Fab, Do something whydoncha, So...I have talented friends... | Leave a comment

This will be a treat. You're welcome.

Today is International Women’s Day

March 8, 2010 at 2:39 PM | Posted in Abs Fab, Higher Definition | 1 Comment

Hug a woman today! (and every day for that matter)

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5 things that’ll get him…at first

March 7, 2010 at 4:45 PM | Posted in Abs Fab, Boys! Boys! Boys!, Love, Dating & Relationships, Uncategorized | 4 Comments

Editor’s Note: I said “get him” not necessarily “keep him.” Use a little more imagination for that one ladies.

5. Colors
“Men like colors” my mother exclaimed, this past summer, smiling in her orange dress as 3 men in a row hit on her at the MET then were shooed away with a “That’s my mother, and I’m 23.” She’s right. Men like bright colors, it can be attributed to a plumage of sorts. You catch more flies with orange than black, it draws attention. But make sure it’s the right attention, don’t put on a red mesh shirt sans camisole and expect desirable results.

4. Smile
Who doesn’t like a nice smile? Instead of scowling and snarling, a smile works. I will continue to work on this, but scaring small children is so much fun. Hmmpff. :scowls, then roars:
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